FACT: Things that are wooden are made out of wood!
FACT: When someone says they’re getting a “hair cut,” they usually get MULTIPLE hairs cut! (Not just one!)
FACT: Wheels are USUALLY round! (Square wheels don’t work very well!)
FACT: That feeling you get when you hurt yourself? It’s called “PAIN!”
FACT: Fact Attack is back!
FACT: You can walk up OR down stairs! Yep, they go both ways!
FACT: People can wear sweaters! (And so can dogs!)
FACT: Putting water on something is one way to make it wet!
FACT: The primary ingredient of peanut butter is peanuts!
FACT: Most people* have two legs! (*Cripples excluded!)
FACT: Some people drink coffee to keep them awake! (Other people use things like Adderall, speed and crystal meth!)
FACT: Most sandwiches contain bread! (If your sandwich has no bread, you’re probably making it wrong!)
FACT: Money doesn’t grow on trees, but wood does!
FACT: Adding salt to food makes it more salty!
FACT: Eyebrows TYPICALLY grow above your eyes! (If they don’t, you are probably “FREAK”!)
FACT: Most people think HITLER was a pretty bad dude! But not everyone! (These people are called “NEONAZIS”!)
FACT: “Mouse” can mean a small animal or a computer device! (But only one of them is ALIVE!)
FACT: A five dollar bill is enough to buy a mango OR a lollipop, but NOT a Corvette!
FACT: When dogs “bark” they aren’t talking about that brown stuff on the outside of trees! (Those two things are completely unrelated!)
FACT: Eating food makes you less hungry!
FACT: One popular pizza topping is cheese! (Yup, almost all pizzas have it!)
FACT: One popular way to dry yourself off when you’re wet is to use a Towel!
FACT: Socks go on your feet!* (*UNLESS you are playing sock puppets!)
FACT: West is the opposite of East! (Unless you’re talking about Batman star Adam West…his opposite is “The Joker!”)
FACT: Certain words like “BITCH” and “CUNT” make women mad! (That’s because they are “OFFENSIVE”!)
FACT: Clothing is reusable! (But you should wash it first!)
FACT: Telephones let you talk to people who are far away! They also let you order delicious pizza by delivery!
FACT: Dogs have tails! So do cats!
FACT: Donuts are like bagels, but sweeter!
FACT: Swimming is one way to move through water!
FACT: A computer keyboard has ALL the letters of the alphabet! (Don’t worry, no letters are missing!)
FACT: Turning a doorknob SOMETIMES will open a door!
FACT: Talking, eating, singing and kissing (or as I like to say, “smoochin”) are all thing you can do with your mouth!
FACT: Running is faster than walking, but NOT faster than a rocket ship!
FACT: Fingernails grow on your fingers and toenails grow on your toes!
FACT: 9/11 was an inside job! Wait…what?
FACT: Comedy is funny!
FACT: Sideburns have nothing to do with burning things! They are actually a STYLISH type of facial hair!
FACT: Socks are something that you put on your feet! They can also be made into sock puppets!
FACT: “LOL” is Internet slang for “Laughing Out Loud!” And “FMLTWIA” stands for “F*** Me Like The Whore I Am!”
FACT: Water is one liquid that people can drink! (Unless you live in Kenya! Or Nepal! That’s because those countries are POOR!)
FACT: One way to make money is by working at a job! (Other ways include bank robbery, ransom and identity theft!)
FACT: Nope, MUSHROOMS are not a room full of mush! They are a type of fungi, or as I sometimes say: “fun guy!”
FACT: Money is something you can trade for goods and services! (Like donuts, nunchuks or a good ol’ fashioned shoe-shining!)
FACT: The three primary colors are RED, BLUE and PLAID! Just kidding! One of those colors is NOT primary! (Red???)
FACT: People in Mexico eat Tacos! And also many other types of food! Hurray Mexico!
FACT: Thumbs Up means you like something and Thumbs Down means you don’t like something! Strange but true!
FACT: Cans only come in cyclinders! Try opening a cubed can. You cannot!
FACT: Light bulbs do NOT appear over your head every time you have a good idea! (Only sometimes!)
FACT: Planet Earth is slightly smaller than the Sun, and slightly bigger than a hedgehog!
FACT: Hats are one type of thing that you can wear on your head! Other things include toupees and lamp shades!
FACT: G is one letter of the alphabet! (J and V are also letters!)
FACT: The Beatles were a band, not a type of scary bug!
FACT: Plumbing has nothing to do with eating delicious plums! (But man, don’t you wish it did??)
FACT: Some things that are circles — pizzas, manhole covers, cherry pies, silver dollars and the moon!
FACT: Jumping off a skyscraper is sometimes called “base jumping!” But usually, it’s called “suicide!”
FACT: That woman who gave birth to you? She is your “mother”! (“Mom” for short!)
FACT: Knots can be used to tie things together!
FACT: Meat is a kind of food that comes from animals!
FACT: Married people wear rings on their fingers! (So do kings! And pimps!)
FACT: Trees can grow leaves! Also, SOME trees can grow pinecones!
FACT: When you recite the magic incantation “Karru marri odonna loma molonu karrano”……nothing happens!
FACT: When someone says “the birds and the bees,” they’re talking about SEX! (Also known as “boning!”)
FACT: Breathing is one of the ways that keeps humans like you and me alive!
FACT: Red lights mean “STOP!” (Also, “Come on in, we have HOOKERS!”)
FACT: Numbers help you count!
FACT: Adhesives stick things together… or sometimes they stick to themselves! Silly Adhesives!
FACT: Cows are not carnivores! Unless you trick them! But that’s not very nice!
FACT: People have TEN fingers — five on each hand! That’s a whole lot of fingers!
FACT: Food is edible!!!
FACT: Clocks AND watches tell you what time it is, instantly!
FACT: In some countries they speak a different language than you or me! Some examples are Spanish, Dutch and Swahili!
FACT: Those things you see people wearing on their feet? They’re called “shoes”!
FACT: Only women wear dresses. Just kidding! Men can wear them too! (Also animals!)
FACT: “Don’t” is another word for “do not”!
FACT: Baseball, football and basketball are three types of sports that people play!
FACT: Owls are a type of bird!
FACT: 03-12-85 can be a date OR a combination to a lock… and they are just plain ole numbers!
FACT: Orange juice is made from oranges! No bananas included, folks!
FACT: What do containers do? They hold things!
FACT: That stringy stuff on your head? It is called “hair”!
FACT: Televisions REQUIRE electricity to operate! (You sure can’t watch Hogan’s Heroes if you don’t plug your TV in first!)
FACT: A chair without a back is called a “stool”!
FACT: Pretzels are available in both salted AND unsalted varieties!
FACT: Opinions are not facts!
FACT: Pants have two legs with holes through which you place your feet!
FACT: Apples can be red OR many other colors!
FACT: Doors are usually rectangle shaped!
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